writeroost:

oroxine:

poyzn:

There is someone out there for everybody.

It just might be a goose.

relationship status: waiting for my one true goose

(via ejacutastic)

Timestamp: 1412211819

free-booty:

I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry

(Source: free-booty, via guy)

dreamy-cortex:

me: oh wow this song is nice let’s find some sheet music so i can play i-

image

me: nvm

(via fart--knocker)

megamissingno:

pagingme:

this explains my love life.

this explains when i accidentally get frozen in a walk-in freezer at work and don’t get discovered for an extended period of time and while trying to return to my own time period i break the time machine i have borrowed and find myself trapped somewhere devoid of space and time

(Source: unicornshadows, via fart--knocker)

Timestamp: 1412024481