unsparks:

my pet peeve is when someone ignores you

like if we have a problem then let’s fucking address it

(via orgasm)

greydelisle:

I thought Pitbull’s first name was “Featuring”.

(via relahvant)

exactable:

I wish I could illegally download clothes

(Source: exactable, via orgasm)

speedlimit15:

*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*

(via orgasm)